Thursday, 21 March 2013

I may have made this up, although it could be subliminally based on something half-remembered.

A Paki walks into a pub accompanied by a sabre-tooth tiger. The landlord takes one look at them and says, "We can't allow that in here." So the sabre-tooth tiger turns to the Paki and says, "You wait outside while I have a quick pint."

3 comments:

tommy atkins said...

a muslim walks into a bar with a pig under his arm,
the barman says were did you get that pig.
the pig says baghdad theres thousands of the bastards out there

parisclaims said...

Sign on a cliff top.....
Bungee jumping £5 a go
Muslims free.....no strings attached.

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